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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

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  so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'

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• (716): View more from New York

  Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.

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• (510): View more from California

  Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina

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  I'm teaching my cat to play fetch

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Yep, it's a friday

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.

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