I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.