But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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