never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.