I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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