i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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