You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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