she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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