and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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