...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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