there was a trapeze. enough said
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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