i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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