sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.