You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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