no, he came in my armpit
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize