Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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