they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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