Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So many bounce houses so little time
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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