She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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