i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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