Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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