So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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