dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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