I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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