belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Randomize
