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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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