He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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