Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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