Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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