All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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