bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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