People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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