Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i think i just lost a toe
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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