sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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