I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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