I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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