Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
3pm strippers are depressing
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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