easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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