So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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