return my video game
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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