He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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