So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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