Pants 0. Shit 1.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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