Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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