my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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