i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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