If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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