I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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