HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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