Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Fuck appropriateness.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
