i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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