If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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