Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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