so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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