ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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