There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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