She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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