you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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